River: "I couldn't sleep well last night."
Eddie: "Why? Were you worrying about that phone call you had to make in the morning?"
River: "Yes. Silly, isn't it? I've been worrying about paying for summer school, too."
Eddie: "That's MY job."
River: "What's your job?"
Eddie: "Worrying. That's MY job. YOUR job is to NOT worry."
River: "So, that's my job?"
Eddie: "Yes, I worry. You're job is to worry about not worrying."
River: Big pause while I watch him let it sink it the weird statement he just told me. Then one eyelid opened. "So, what's your excuse?"
Eddie: "I'm stupid!!!" *chuckles* What's yours?"
River: "Mine? I was hypnotised and suddenly, here I am, married and with three children! I'm not stupid!"
We prayed together after that, for God's provision and our peace. And... People, I'm keeping that guy!
And, by the way, the smilies here at Multiply are dorky-looking. Yahoo's are better.